These movies used to be our safe place as children, always going back to our favorite princesses, castles, and sidekicks whenever we wanted to feel the magic. An afternoon with Peter Pan or Beauty and the Beast was enough to make us laugh uncontrollably and cry just as hard. If only real life could be filled with talking snowmen who don't understand how temperature works. We all wish to be part of those worlds…that is, until we realize that being the Queen of Airedale sounds like a lot of paperwork. Our feet hurt just thinking about Cinderella going straight from housework to heels. How about some sweats and fluffy slippers for a change.
Growing up is realizing that real magic means a very boring meeting suddenly turning into a well redacted email, or a morning coffee actually going full caffeine effect on you, for a change. We get it. It's hard to feel like a princess when the bags under your eyes make you look like Batman's secret not-so-good detective assistant. As you get older, villains don't feel so villainous anymore, and you can actually see Hades' perspective as he gets outsmarted by a literal child. Same feeling when someone who has never done your work before is suddenly better than you at everything.
You no longer know that you could meet the perfect prince and live happily ever after. Times have definitely changed. Now, you'll count your wins if you can manage to do your morning jog without putting it off for the hundredth time this week, or if you can sleep a full 8 hours with no interruptions (we know, it sounds like the real dream). Next time you find a genie in a bottle, you're not going to wish for true love, no way. To get a day off that is actually a day off is the real magic here. You are not ashamed to admit you kind of turn into an exasperated Jafar when people refuse to hand over their castle. We are with you on that one. Just know that the old movie's magic still hits hard; feel free to keep your dramatic side powered on. Here are some nostalgic children's movie characters that also kinda struggle in this economy.