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Updated 03:13 PMCats are quietly claiming more American homes, and the pet industry is finally noticing what cat people have known for furrever
Cats are the superior pet, and finally, people are starting to understand why. The age-old question of whether dogs or cats are better pets is finally getting the answer we've all been searching for. Each camp has its ow…
Mom tells her son to "pick any animal he wants", and he chooses the oldest, shyest, chonkiest orange cat in the shelter and names him Tiny
Some stories are worth remembering. The internet is a fast-paced machine, churning out as much new content as possible every single day. We can't keep up. There is too much to see. And within that chaos, the speed of ev…
Your Weekly Feed of Cozy Feline Tweets to Curl Up With This Fall (September 28, 2026)
Monday means a brand new collection of cat Twitter purrfection! Here we are, another weekend is behind us, and as usual, we are not ready for the new week. It's finally getting cold outside, and all that we want to do i…
30 Sweet Cat Memes Helping You Combat the Sourness and Sadness of Meownday
Sadly, we are once again back at the grindstone, Monday is here once more and what little precious free time we might have once had last week is now gone. And while you might be being subjected to inhumane conditions in …
Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP
ROCKFORD, IL—Toilet paper rolls hanging limply at their sides as they stood astonished in front of the home, local teens observed this weekend that their math teacher’s duplex was too depressing to TP, a discovery that d…
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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‘Stop doing whatever you are doing right now!’: Cat mom concerned by feline pawrenting her 2 yr old son asks Reddit if this behavior is normal
The ins and outs of raising a cat kid are certainly complex. Our feline fur babies are incredibly complex creatures with rich inner worlds and opinions about literally everything. But when it comes to the interaction bet…
Woman demands her 24-year-old daughter cook for her and her boyfriend: ‘He even now asks me to make him and my mom a plate of food if my mom asks because he doesn’t want to’
Cooking is a beautiful thing, but it shouldn't be limited to a gender Our parents grew up with a very different education; we can't blame them for their gendered ideas about cooking and chores. We can try to actualize th…
Employee gets written up by his manager after he stops doing his lazy coworker’s job: ‘He said I "used to be more helpful" and that my "energy has changed." He never mentioned the coworker once’
Learning not to make this mistake should be on the first page of the work manual We should always be as proactive as we can be at work, especially when we are just beginning to learn the task, but never to the extent of …
Numbers Game
New Comic: Numbers Game
It's All Part 2 of the Process
Our submitter Tim C. is back as his bureaucratic nightmare continues. Read Part 1 here. After I'd thrown the WTF Exchange (WTFX) for a loop, they managed to eventually right the ship. But then I faced another hurdle: I h…
Manager allows employee to take work laptop home for maternity leave, and his boss demands it be returned during 9-month-long leave even though no one will use it: ‘It isn’t her fault this situation happened - if anything, it’s mine’
Government offices are like regular offices, only that they take the regular parts to extreme extremes, so even the trace amounts of common sense you find in your run-of-the-mill corporate aren't there, so it'd take quan…
‘He took up residence in our barn’: Farmer welcomes grey kitten into their family after the cat showed up at their barn and made himself at home
If your farm doesn't have a little barn cat strolling around, is it really a farm worth keeping? Some living situations are better than others, but they are also very personal. Some people dream of living in a fancy pent…
Woman gets promoted, and her 34-year-old sister immediately assumes she’s ‘inheriting’ the job despite having no training for it: ‘Yesterday she updated her LinkedIn to say she's starting at my company. She has not applied’
I wish careers were inherited; it would make things so much easier No training, no education, only good old heritage. I'm not even joking; it would be easier and even fun. The big sister you admire could teach you her pr…
Mother-in-law organizes baby shower for SIL and invites all her friends: ‘So we’re basically serving as an excuse for her to arrange a party, invite whoever she wants, and having us pay to feed these people’
The typical case of a gift that's not really for you Some people can't see beyond their own noses; even when they're giving you a gift, they're thinking about themselves. They're also impossible to talk to, and no matter…
Sister's husband wants to flex his promotion by inviting breakfast but then gets upset about paying for what the brother ordered, even though he always eats the same thing: 'I would have happily paid the bill, like I usually do'
Don't invite if you can't afford it. There is a common conception about inviting someone out to eat. Whether it is a romantic date, a friendly gathering, or just a stop by to grab a bite, it is common to assume that the …
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradox
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just to be clear, I have been siding with machines since well before they were about to annihilate us. Today's News:
Sunday Secrets
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The Art of Authenticity
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Classic Secrets
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Casie’s Story
—–Email—– Dear Frank, This past Friday night I found myself in a black hole of depression and I didn’t know how I was going to make it through the night. Not knowing where to turn and feeling like I couldn’t stop. I reme…
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - All Right
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He's only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice. Today's News:
Lana Del Rey, Husband Celebrate Anniversary At Gas Station Subway
DES ALLEMANDS, LA—Holding hands and giggling as they talked the part-time fast food worker through their sandwich order, singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey and swamp tour boat captain Jeremy Dufrene reportedly celebrated the…
My B-Day!
Thanks for the Birthday wishes guys I appreciate it! Gabe’s Birthday being a worldwide phenomenon is one of my favorite running gags in the strip.
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI director Kash Patel.…
Goerbemisdag
Strips about "The Christmas In September" go back, yea, unto the site's very founding. This was during a time where "sites" were a thing, luckily we came to our right minds and converted the frontier into a series of cor…
FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records
A cybercriminal collective known as ShinyHunters claims to have breached the FBI’s online job portal and stolen more than 2 terabytes of employee personnel records. What do you think? The post FBI Hack Exposes Thousands …
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Suit
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is actually what the Predator was doing the whole movie. Today's News:
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H.
NEW YORK—Stressing that the sport’s existing suite of advanced metrics was no longer sufficient to satisfy their hunger for increasingly granular data, baseball analysts from across the country called Wednesday for the c…
Goerbemisdag
New Comic: Goerbemisdag
Error'd: Said Different
I know it's not nice to mock mistranslations, but would you believe we're laughing with them, not at them? In response to recent criticism of the difficulty of identifying precisely what is at issue, two of our readers h…
Happy birthday, sweet Hailey.
22 years ago today I was hooked up to a million monitors and thanking God for epidurals. I was so worried that they’d mix up our baby with someone else’s so as soon as I gave birth I told Victor, “FOLLOW THAT BABY” and h…
Oh my goodness I can't believe it
I have exciting news. View on my website
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Identity
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Seriously, Derek Parfit is an untapped comedy gold mine. Today's News:
CodeSOD: Historical Pads
Tim inherited a fairly antique Visual Basic application some time back. Yes, Visual Basic, not VB .Net. The application is old enough that we might consider it "vintage" or "historical"; it certainly dates from before th…
The Euphemism Treadmill
One of the weirder things about algorithmic media is that I will receive apology videos from people I've never even heard of simply because it's media that has been engaged with beyond a certain threshold. It's a genre; …
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wolf
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The witch from Hansel and Gretel sells magic crystals. Today's News:
The Euphemism Treadmill
New Comic: The Euphemism Treadmill
It's all Part 1 of the Process
Our submitter Tim C. shares his tale of an especially brutal culture clash: I had co-founded a software startup doing stock market surveillance. In the early 2000s, the WTF Exchange (WTFX) was a major customer of ours. W…
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Taken
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is how she's wearing a suit instead of an event t-shirt with holes in it. Today's News:
CodeSOD: The John Cage Variable
David C sends us a true confession. For my job, I write C++ code as if it was a scripting language (long story) to produce programmatic animations for videos. Given that these are "write-and-run-once-and-never-look-at-i…
The Weakest Leg
On July 10 2026, a life insurance company called TruStage had a "cybersecurity incident". According to an update posted five days later, when they revealed the incident, they are "continuing to work carefully and urgentl…
Mortifying myself without even leaving the house
Autocorrect on my text messages is making me look even more unhinged than normal lately, so if you ever feel bad about your texting issues, please enjoy these two examples from just the last week: What I thought I wrote:…
Retirement home living but for cats
If you follow me on instagram you may have already seen this, but just in case you don’t…Rolly has been having a really hard time with the new kitten (who is now larger than the dog and has no clue how strong he is, as h…
Housekeeping!
This isn’t a real post…just a collection of stuff that doesn’t fit anywhere else. Purrsy Bysshe Shelley was not pleased with the lack of attention. Clearly. 2. YOU ARE HERE was out of print for a tiny bit because there w…
Have you read these?
I owe you an apology because I am very behind on writing my wrap-ups of what I’ve read lately but I’m coming out of a depression and my energy is slowly coming back. (If you’re a book club member you’re still getting all…
Come time-travel with me
If you’ve been here long enough you probably know that I’ve been doing an art substack where I share my strange doodles each week for years now (and I’m going to do at least one more year because I’m still loving it) but…
The therapist is dead
Can you figure out who murdered the therapist? View on my website
Jimothy
I drew a raccoon and other important updates. View on my website
Scars
An oracle comic View on my website
Voicemail Secrets
Visit the online exhibition of audio secrets to hear a collection of voicemails from friends, parents, brothers, sisters, partners, loved ones. Some are funny, many are brief and heartfelt. Listen here. Or upload your ow…
Finish the drawing. It is NOT a plane!
I finished it. View on my website
We need to talk about naked mole rats
This is a comic about naked mole rats, aka tube goblins. View on my website
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Six PostSecret Books Available Now
—–frank(@)postsecret.com—– Dear Frank-My boyfriend knew I was a PostSecret fan and a couple of days before Christmas this was in a package on my porch. It was the most thoughtful and unexpected gift. Thanks Rod and Frank…