I don't care what kind of high-protein diet you're on because some guy who eats a stick of butter every day told you to. If you aren't eating vegetables at least once a day, you're not eating right. I'm not saying you need to follow the Food Pyramid or MyPlate exactly, but eating vegetables every day is simple. Bring baby carrots to work and eat them with your sandwich. Frozen broccoli and peas are some of the cheapest groceries on the market. They might not be super high in calories, but they make up for their lower fuel content with vitamins and minerals.
If you hate vegetables, that is fine, but I don't think this meme list is right for you. While a couple of memes paint vegetables in a negative light, most celebrate the green stuff that's so good for us. How hack would it be for me to post a list of vegetable memes containing jokes that would've done well on the preschool playground? Most of us are adults here, so we can enjoy some delicious greens.