Cats are already cute, but wrap one up in a blanket with just their little head sticking out and it's game over. You've got yourself a purrito.
One minute, your cat is running around the house, knocking things over and causing chaos. The next, all four paws have disappeared into a blanket and there's just a little fuzzy head sticking out of the top. How are we supposed to take them seriously like that? Even the spiciest kitty becomes an adorable snack once they're all wrapped up.
And purritos come in plenty of flavors. Orange purritos are obviously extra spicy. Void purritos are basically a blanket with two big eyes staring out of it. Fluffy purritos usually have half their fur spilling out of the sides, making for a very overstuffed burrito. We'll take one of each, please.
The funniest purritos are the ones who clearly did not place this order themselves. Their human has them tucked in nice and cozy, meanwhile they're staring daggers at everyone in the room. You can practically see them planning exactly how they're going to get their revenge once those paws are free. Unfortunately for them, it's hard to be scared of a cat who currently looks like lunch.
Then there are the kitties who are perfectly happy staying wrapped up. We get it. A warm blanket, a long nap, and nowhere you need to be? Sign us up. Throw in a few treats and we'd happily spend the rest of the afternoon burritoed on the couch too.
For now, we'll just enjoy this batch of fluffy purritos. They're the only burritos where cat hair is always expected and appreciated.