At some point, in this specific office, someone decided laptops must be returned during extended leave, and even though nobody can find that policy written down anywhere, the admin team enforces it anyway because audit season turns everyone into compliance zombies.
And what I love about this story is that everyone is so, so wrong it just feels right. Which sounds like the pre-chorus of an 80s power ballad about a forbidden affair, but with none of the romance or pathos, all of the ridiculousness and much more bureaucracy and stupidity.