Working from home sounds great until your coworker has four paws, zero boundaries, and a habit of taking over your laptop. While most hoomans use computers for emails, meetings, and actual work, cats have clearly decided they're just as qualified to clock in.
Put a laptop in front of a feline and suddenly they're ready for business. Paws start hitting the keyboard, important-looking things appear on the screen, and kitty stares intensely at the monitor like they're handling the company's biggest account. Do they know what they're doing? Absolutely not. Do they look like they know what they're doing? That's what matters.
Some cats prefer a more paws-on approach. They'll type away with both front paws, producing an important document consisting entirely of "ssssssddddddddd." Others are clearly upper management, choosing to sit beside the laptop and stare at the screen while someone else handles the actual typing. Why do the work yourself when you can supurrvise?
Emails are another feline specialty. One accidental step on the keyboard and your cat has either drafted a message, deleted three paragraphs, or sent something before you were finished writing it. Hopefully the recipient understands that "jjjjjjjjjj" is corporate speak for circling back.
Then there are the serious business cats. Glasses on, paws positioned, eyes locked on the screen. These felines look like they have deadlines to meet, reports to finish, and a 3 PM Zoom call they're already dreading. All they need is a tiny coffee mug sitting beside them.
Of course, every hardworking kitty eventually deserves a break. After several exhausting minutes of laptop labor, it's time to close the computer and collect that treat paycheck.