"We cannot tell your mom about this." Saban Films has revealed the main official trailer for The Holiday Hitman, a British action comedy film from filmmaker Bradley Stryker. This hunk of holiday junk is being dumped on VOD in November during the holiday season. Alas, this looks as bad as The Asylum ripping off Violent Night and Nobody, churning out an instant forgettable, entirely worthless action copycat. Hitman Hank Carter is trying to save his marriage with the perfect family Christmas, unfortunately for him, a hit has been put on his head, and a gang of festive bounty hunters will stop at nothing to collect the big payday. Starring Nick Sagar as Hank Carter. Waves of holiday-themed hitmen descend on the mansion, and Hank must fend them off using every Christmas decoration in sight. The cast also includes Montana Manning, Gabriela Ochoa Perez, Ricky Norwood, Florence Hall, Eloise Lovell Anderson, Vas Blackwood, Mark Fleischmann. I wish any of this looked remotely fun, but even the action looks lame! Skip this one. // Continue Reading ›