I've seen my fair share of unique and rare cats. It's something of a specialty of mine here at I Can Has Cheezburger. I love searching for the strangest-looking felines from the deepest, darkest corners of the internet. It's getting harder now, with generative AI getting more and more realistic, but I still stand proud as an authority on this very impurrtant issue. Usually, I focus on cats with unique fur patterns or rare coat colors, but today, I've found a cat with one purrticular feature that stands out amongst the rest. It also just so happens to look evil.
Triton, our void cat below, has two completely different colored eyes. Now, normally, this wouldn't be so meowtrageous, as there are quite a few cats with heterochromia already. It's more common in white cats, but there are instances of cats of all coats and colors being born with different colored eyes. The weird thing about Triton though, is that he wasn't born this way - his right eye changed color over time. One day, he woke up with a dark gold patch in his eye, which eventually spread to take over his whole eye.
Don't worry, Triton has been to a few vets, and they've all given him a clean bill of health. The only fear we have now is that he's been possessed by Sauron. His eye reminds us so much of that stunning visual of Sauron's eye from the tower in Mordor that we can't help but have a craving for Lembas bread for second breakfast.
Luckily, Triton hasn't tried to take over the world (yet), but he does take over every cardboard box in sight. As long as he doesn't start amassing a horde of Uruk-hai, I think we're safe. There's only room for one lord of the rings, and he belongs safely in a J.R.R. Tolkien book.